Do It Knowledgeably

The Fellatio Ratio Horatio

bruce@dik — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 05:31:39 +0000

We can all agree that the headline sounds funny, yeah? Anyway for the subject at hand, or mouth, the conversation can be rather lengthy (one would hope) or at least one that demands further investigation. Many studies seem to point out the art of the “blow” is a customary ritual performed on both men, women and fruit bats equally. Actually, in the course of togetherness, at least 50% of the time. Granted, this number is really not that surprising. Because number 1: Blow-Pops come with the territory. Number 2: 50% is a pretty solid batting average – good for both parties. So if you’re in the 50% who give as well as receive, good for you! If not, we’re wondering what you feel is wrong with the “lolly” or a little “fish oil.” Apparently, both are good for the health of a relationship. For a little more description and definition, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/fellatio

Eating right. A few words about Aphrodisiacs.

bruce@dik — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:50:01 +0000

Most everybody is into nutrition these days. Or at least they should be. It’s pretty simple really. Because a better body that’s “well fed” leads to, well, lets say a better body in no uncertain terms. Point is besides the obvious, what you put in is what you get out. So I for one, think that we can all agree that good food, really, really good food, can give your head a head start. If not make you a leaner, meaner, in-the-mood, want it now, hungry for more, love machine. And for those on the receiving end, you’re bound not to run out of energy either. So next time you’re at your Whole Foods or your local grocer, think of satisfying your appetite on many levels. And for those appetites that are insatiable, we doubt that you’re going to starve.

Here’s a list that can keep you going and make love last.

1) Almonds: A symbol of fertility throughout the ages. The aroma is thought to induce passion in a female.

2) Aniseed: A culinary specialty. Thought to have special powers, sucking on the seeds is said to increases your desire.

3) Arugula: It takes salad to a new level. Mix it with pine nuts, parsnips or pistachios, and you practically have an orgy in a bowl.

4) Asafetida: We can thank India again for this one.This powdered herb is often used as a sexual stimulant in Ayurvedic medicine.

5) Asparagus: It must be the shape ,or at times, it’s length. Boiled or steamed, it’s darn good for you even though you might pee green.

6) Avocado: The ancients thought the fruit hanging in pairs on the tree resembled the male’s testicles. Avocados are actually a fruit with a smooth texture. Serve it any way you want it.

7) Bananas: Its often bears the brunt of many corny jokes. But well deserved. Its phallic shape does serve a purpose. Bananas are rich in potassium and B vitamins, necessities for sex hormone production.

7) Basil: Can stimulate sex drive and boost fertility. Said to produce a general sense of well being for body and mind.

Broccoli Rabe: It won’t rob you of anything. A little bitter, but it will make you better.

9) Chocolate: Contains flavorful ingredients that activate neurotransmitters in the brain. Also contains more antioxidant cancer preventing enzymes than does red wine.

10) Carrots: Another phallus shaped veggie. Contain vitamins and beta-carotene.

11) Coffee: Coffee stimulates both the body and the mind. But don’t drink too much. Unless you want to be up all night. For some it can run through you like butter.

12) Coriander: Known as a great stimulant for over 1000 years.

13) Fennel: Found to be a source of natural plant estrogens and libido enhancement.

14) Figs: Another one of those fruits thought to emulate the female sex organs. So imagine a man breaking open a fig and eating it.

15) Garlic: Said to stir sexual desires. Make sure you and your partner share it together.

16) Ginger: Ginger root raw, cooked or crystallized is a stimulant to the circulatory system. You know what that means.

17) Honey: Can sweeten any relationship.

18) Liquorice: Chewing on bits of licorice root is said to enhance love and lust, particularly to a woman.

19) Mustard: Heard to stimulate the sexual glands and increase desire. Great on a Hot Dog. who can argue with that.

20) Nutmeg: Can produce a hallucinogenic effect. A little spice can help spice up your evening.

21) Oysters: Could an oyster resemble the female genitalia? I guess it depends whose eating them. But they are high in protein.

22) Pine Nuts: They’re rich in zinc. A key mineral helping maintain male potency. Used to stimulate the libido and help make a great cookie.

23) Pineapple: Plenty of Vitamin C and and used as a homeopathic treatment for impotence. Maybe we should call it Vitamin I.

24) Raspberries and Strawberries: High in Vitamin C, they’ve been described as “fruit nipples”. Who can argue with a name like that.

25) Truffles: The name makes you horny. God for the skin.

26) Vanilla: Not plain at all. The scent and flavor of vanilla is believed to increase lust. Wow.

27) Wine: A glass can greatly enhance romance. Caress the glass, savor the taste on your lips.

There’s no stupid Cupid

bruce@dik — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:32:50 +0000

I’m actually wondering who Cupid is doing this Valentines Day? Being a smart little bugger, I’m quite sure he will be Doing It Knowledgeably. Face it, with all the love he pours out, he deserves TLC and something extra special too. Just think about how generous Cupid really is. Then you might consider that a bit of reciprocation is due. In my view, it may be possible that the he Cupid is actually a she. I’ll Perhaps there are Twin Cupids doing double duty. Especially this year, what the world really needs now is “love sweet love.” So now when the little angel (s) takes aim, remember that a chance at love is given. What a gift! For what we do with that gift is entirely up to us. Point is, if your lucky enough to get hit with one of those magic arrows, open your heart, be sweet with your words, and let that special someone know that you want to go down on them and that you promise not to forget their name.

The Villages

bruce@dik — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:05:42 +0000

This is interesting if not downright “dirty” and funny. My 1. 5 year old son and I recently took a 3 week holiday this past December in Florida to visit his 70 year + Grandma, my mother. He doesn’t get to see her so often because we came flew in from Kyoto, Japan where we live. Grandma and Grandpa have fell in love with an interesting place called The Villages about 1 hour from Orlando. Known as “Americas friendliest place to live,” The Villages offers a pristine environment, primarily made up of retirees, with over 30 manicured golf courses, done-up clubhouses and community centers, designer homes and villas, plus their very own tv and radio station and newspaper. As an active lifestyle community, there’s also as many activities far beyond what any summer sleep-away camp could ever think of. This pretty little city also comes with another juicy tidbit that I shared with Grandma before she made her final decision to buy and move down from Colorado. The first week I was there, major network news and supported by a feature newspaper article announced that The Villages is rated as Florida’s Number 1 city for the most reported cases of STDs. Now I know that those who live there are pretty much past their child bearing years. However, smart sex and keeping it safe is still the best policy. Because evidently, folks in The Villages are not past their prime. So watch those toilet seats at the clubhouse Grandma. They could be nasty;)

DIK. Do It Knowledgeably

bruce@dik — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:00:46 +0000

There’s no doubt that I’m pretty heady about my favorite position when I’m working it. That’s being the Founder of DIK. Do It Knowledgebly™. While DIK is a fun, campy acronym referring to the Do It Knowledgeably brand, I assure you that it is certainly a much Bigger Idea whose time has come. DIK is Savvy, Sexy, Smart, Wholesome, Practical, Realistic, Educational, Non-Judgmental, Natural, Global and truly Open-Minded. Beyond the incredible assortment of products that our company is bringing out and more exciting stuff on the way, I love the fact that the DIK philosophy is also hard to argue down. One would be hard pressed to do so and I welcome the debate. That said, I leave you with two quick sound bytes that have been working for me so far. 1) From the land who brought you “Just Do It,” isn’t it’s better to “Do It Knowledgeably.” 2) While “Safe Sex” is great, “Smart Sex” is even better. Join myself and some other very knowledgeable people who have brought DIK to life. Let’s us know what you think.